Meet the New Lads #1

Afternoon

You've seen them around, you probably bought them drinks before their membership cards arrived, but you might not know much about them. Allow the Blog to present everything you need to know about this season's new lads, starting with Jared Smith.

Name: Jared Smith
Age: 25
Occupation: Solicitor
Nationality: British - born in Hong Kong (Did you know that Q? My goodness, he's AQ)
Position: Open-side
Previous rugby clubs: Cambridge University, Haywards Heath, Nottingham Moderns, Old Haberdashs' among others
Favourite things about HKFC rugby: Bundy and coke
One thing you would change or introduce: cheerleaders at games
SoHo or LKF? LKF - you always have to have vodka jelly close to hand in case of emergency
Drop or Mes Amis? Mes Amis - trying to avoid detection for getting free drinks on from the girls on ladies night keeps you on your toes
Skiing or diving? skiing - have you ever heard of apres-dive?
Reading or music? music - you cant make shapes to books
Paris Hilton or Scarlett Johansen? Scarlett - its all in the lips....