Sympathy for Andy Goode

I hate to say it, but I feel a bit bad for Andy Goode. The poor lad's been dropped for Toby Flood in the England team to play Ireland at Croke Park on Saturday. I know Goode is old, a little bit lardy (despite apparently having lost some weight), has a haircut like Rik Mayall and has been associated with some of the worst performances of the post-2003 era. I've never been a fan, having always thought he was a decent positional kicker but an average goalkicker and a very limited attacking player.

And then, against Wales, he unleashed the international performance of his career, moving the ball around slickly and bringing runners in to play as England gathered confidence in Cardiff. He put through a lovely dab kick for Paul Sackey's first try and, frankly, was quite unlucky to have to take that yellow for the team just after half time. He's not the future, and Flood may be, but I certainly found a new respect for Andy Goode in that game, and I found Nick James' chants of "he's fat, he's round, his a*se is on the ground" to be not without irony.

In HK, I know we're all pretty stoked, as the Australians might say, for Saturday's Scorpions v Dragons derby. It's always good to either (a) have a fight with Andy Noble if he's on the other team or (b) get into a fight alongside him if he's on your team. He won't let you down either way. This is always a lively encounter in which Scorps grow in stature in a way that belies their league table position. Drags will need to be wary, and I'm sure Tony George will be telling tales of famous Select victories over Scorps to inspire the, er, Scorps, if you can see how that works.

Our Captain has said he will show the video clip (below) of me predicting a 15 point Drags victory in the changing room beforehand. Frankly I don't think he has the technological know-how to make this happen. In any case, I'm standing by my punditry. Over to you all.

Harps