Dear Rory Hussey
I write to complain about the lamentable state of the washrooms in Solas. In particular, I deplore the wash basins. They won't work unless you get down nearly on your knees and wave your hands around like a supplicant to Hare Krishna. Please instal some taps.
I remain, Sir, your humble and obdedient servant,
A. Harper
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1 comment:
It would probably help if you remained sober...
Just a thought!
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